Since my last my last rant about management speak, I have found two more excellent examples.
Simply put, Ciara Systems understands the problems faced when small companies expand their computer use and network needs. With many years of experience working with Detroit's legal community behind us, we are ready to help your business prepare for the technological needs of tomorrow.
What I like most about this one, is that it claims to be "simply put". What exactly do ciara.com do? However, the best example of using 48 words when none would do, has to be connectbeam...
Social Production and Collaboration for the Enterprise
This has to be a pisstake. It's actually less informative that Nakatomi, and uses more buzzwords. Check it out...
ConnectBeam brings the Web 2.0 social collaboration framework to the enterprise and also addresses the specific requirements inherent to a collaboration system in the enterprise.
ConnectBeam.com, for all your social enterprise productivity needs!
Funnily enough, I recently slagged a company for saying they "empower the XML generation", in hindsight thats a reasonable tagline.
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A quick tip for website designers. No matter how cool your website or web application is, if a visitor can't work out what the hell is going on in 3 seconds, they will leave. There are very few exceptions. There's something to think about before you add
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